I’d Rather Be Abducted T-Shirt | Funny Alien Tee | Retro Sci-Fi Vaporwave Shirt | UFO Enthusiast Gift | Conspiracy Theory Graphic Tee

Description

👽 Get Ready for Liftoff! 🚀
Escape the ordinary with our “I’d Rather Be Abducted” T-shirt! This retro sci-fi vaporwave design features a glowing UFO, neon tractor beam, and a vaporwave grid, capturing the ultimate conspiracy theory and extraterrestrial vibes.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Soft, high-quality fabric for all-day comfort
✅ Unique, eye-catching sci-fi aesthetic
✅ Perfect for UFO believers, conspiracy theorists, sci-fi lovers, and space geeks
✅ Great gift for alien enthusiasts and 80s vaporwave fans

👕 Available in multiple sizes and colors. Order now and show your love for all things extraterrestrial! 🛸🌌

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.